Blanket packages refer to packages that apply to either one of our two locations. In other words, they’re good EVERYWHERE. Like a warm blanket, we want our blanket packages to make you feel all warm and cuddly and comfortable inside.
Wussy Winter Warlock
If you remember the Winter Warlock, the villain from the beloved stop-motion holiday kids classic, then you probably also remember that he turns out to be not a villain at all. His “ice cold” heart eventually melts and he winds up being a mushy, wussy, sweet warlock who turns reindeer into FLYING reindeer with his magic corn. (Can you tell we’re really into this classic TV special? – So much so that we have an idea for a theme room inspired by it, let us know if you’re interested…) Anyway, much like the Winter Warlock, the winter season is dreaded and hated by many until they discover its beauty and benefits. In the Catskills Mountains, winter sports are in full swing, and if you can come and see us midweek, we can also help your pocketbook a bit with our “third-night-free” package. Pick a room, any room. Stay two midweek (Sun-Thurs), non-holiday-week nights. Get the third night for free. And fyi, if you book online, our online reservation system does not know how to automatically adjust the rate for the third night free. But do not dismay, go ahead and make your reservation and leave us a note that you would like our Wussy Winter Warlock Package. We will adjust the rate and send you a confirmation. Clean. Simple. Great value. Please note this offer cannot be combined with other special offers or discount promotions. (And in case you’re wondering, yes, we offer forms of this deal all year round!)
ACTIVE DUTY DISCOUNT
If you are currently serving our country in the military, then we would like to show our gratitude. A 15% active duty military discount applies to all rooms, all locations, all times. Please note, however, the discount cannot be combined with other special offers or discounts.
SPA ME 20
Stay any two midweek (Sun-Thurs), non-holiday nights and book two treatments (or one simultaneous) and receive 20% off of your room rate, 20% off of any of our luxurious Lather spa products or one of our signature Roxbury spa robes, and a $20 spa credit per person. The credit can be used toward a spa pass (for your whole stay) or toward any spa treatment. And you can even take your fluffy lime green spa slippers home with you. Spa it up, folks, spa it up!
RAD ROMANCE AT THE ROXBURY
Whether you are trying to light a fire or rekindle a flame, our “Rad Romance at The Roxbury” package is bound to ignite sparks. How about a bottle o’ the bubbly chilled on ice, fresh exotic flowers, and a gourmet cheese platter? Your romance will then soar to a new height with a “couples massage” during which our therapist will teach you the techniques for giving each others’ bodies whatever they need – and then leaving you alone to luxuriate in our Roxbury Motel Shimmer Spa or Roxbury at Stratton Falls Crooked Cabana Spa. To entice your taste buds, you will dine at the area’s most scrumptious eatery, Peekamoose Restaurant, where Chef Devin Mills’ tasting menu is purported to provide aphrodisiac properties. Please inquire for rates and even more add-ons to impress your squeeze – like our new Champagne that is the real freakin deal from, uhm, CHAMPAGNE in France. It’s called Beau Joie and the bottle comes encased in a 100% copper hand-crafted suit of armor. Yes, we just said suit of armor.
WILD WINTER WOW FACTOR WEEKEND
Don’t go into hibernation – treat yourself to a wintry celebration! We have the best that the snow months have to offer – inside and out. Package includes: WARMLY inviting room for 2 nights, upon arrival you’ll find waiting for you: a floral bouquet, gourmet cheese platter, canister of delectable white chocolate hot cocoa, snowy chilled champagne on ice, 2 WICKEDLY relaxing massages in our glamorous Shimmer Spa with passes to the spa thrown in for your whole stay, WONDERFULLY scrumptious dinner at the Peekamoose Restaurant – the area’s most creative dining experience. For an additional WOW, you can enjoy a WILDLY exciting day of skiing at Belleayre, Hunter, Plattekill or Windham Ski Centers— all just a short drive from The Roxbury! Price is your room rate plus $480. And if you don’t want everything in the package, no problemo. We’ll subtract whatever you don’t want from the cost.
I LIKE TO HIKE!
What kinda hike do ya like? A steep incline up to an amazing view? A lush nature walk full of flaura and fauna? A tranquil jaunt around a lake? A trek to a cleansing waterfall? The Catskill Mountains contain a virtual plethora of hiking trails, walks, and excursions and we’ll prepare a package that suits your taste. The package includes: maps and a planned itinerary for a fantasmagorical hike based on your enthusiasm for exertion; a cool “high sierra” hikers backpack stuffed with a flask of fine Bordeaux as well as either a two-person lunch or an assortment of cheeses; two-day passes to the glimmering Shimmer Spa or Crooked Cabana Spa; and our extremely popular two-hour couples massage. This package offers a 10% discount off of our published room rates when you purchase the whole package! Package price starts at $627 for a two-night, high-season weekend studio room. Even less if you go for midweek! Additional items like a romantic tasting menu dinner for two at the scrumptious Peekamoose Restaurant or bike rentals for the Catskill Scenic Trail or a variety of fun options can be added as well.
POP THAT CORK
Celebrating a special occasion or just need to unwind after hours of driving? Well, every room has a bottle a red, a bottle a white (it all depends upon your appetite…) waiting in the room for ya, as well as a split of champagne. If you open it, then it’s just twenty bucks charged to your room for the white or red or $10 for the little champagne bottle. We can also put a full bottle of chilled California Sparkling or Italian Prosecco or Sparkling Rose with crystal champagne flutes in the room ($30). Or upgrade to our signature real Champagne from down in France where the alligators dance. ($75)
NO WHINY WHINES OR CHEEZY CHEESES
Only nice wines and delectable cheeses for our wine and cheese platter. We’ve put together an assortment of our three favorite cheeses: Cambozola Blue from Germany, Henri Hutin Brie from France, and a New York State Cheddar made locally. To round off the cheese platter, we throw in some dried fruits & nuts, some crackers, and some shortbread cookies. Compliment the explosion of flavor from the cheeses with a red or white wine and you’ve got the perfect thing for your tummy after a late arrival.
Cheese Platter = $36. Add a bottle of red or white = $56. Add a bottle of chilled bubbly with crystal champagne flutes = $66. Add a bottle of the deal-sealer with some real real Champagne that we like better than Dom or Cristal = $111.